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... Wednesdays. ⏎ How was the first episode? ⏎Caitlin Moore ⏎ Rating: 1 ⏎ This is porn. I say this not to disparage Please Put Them On, Takamine-san!, but to make it clear that I understand: if you're interested in seeing Takamine's ass and titties and watching her bully Shirota, the usual metrics don't apply. If this idea works for you as jack off fodder, then feel free to judge it on those merits. But since ill-proportioned anime gazongas do little for me, I must grade it based on how well it functions as an anime. ⏎ The answer is that it's pretty crap. The first time we see Takamine's face, I groaned out loud because her face looked strange. There was an uncanniness to the way her features were positioned in relation to one another. This effect came and went throughout the episode; while the character designs were generally bland and uninteresting, certain angles would make them look disproportionate. Shirota would look up and his mouth would suddenly be too high on his jawline, or he'd look to the side and his eyes would start pointing in different directions. Takamine's honkers, while always unreasonably large, were never the same size for two shots in a row. ⏎ But there's also the fact that the plot is deeply, deeply, unbelievably stupid. Let's leave behind the silliness of the premise, because anime tends to be pretty anything-goes—especially when the stories are created with the purpose of making young men horny. I mean, anime have been made based on flimsier premises like… ⏎ Uh… ⏎ Okay, I can't think of any right now. Punch Line, maybe? That's another show about panty-based supernatural phenomenon, but it's also written by Kotaro Uchikoshi. I can go along with an absurd premise, but I cannot abide female characters written like Takamine. Her behavior makes zero sense under the circumstances. She's a walking sex doll for men with a bullying fetish—and while hot girls bullying a milquetoast protagonist has been a thing for a while now, the surrealism of the circumstances works to make it harder to buy. ⏎ But my biggest problem? Bras that will fit proportions like Takamine's are expensive and hard to come by. Girl must be spending hundreds of dollars on lingerie per day. My suspension of disbelief is ruined! ⏎ Richard Eisenbeis ⏎ Rating: 1 ⏎ On one level...