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Before I jump in with today's licensing-centric column, I just want to extend my deepest thanks and gratitude to everyone who showed up for our ANN at Otakon last Friday morning, and to all you fine and lovely people who introduced yourselves along the way. Lord knows we don't do this stuff for the money nor the glory, so it's always a treat to see the (sometimes) smiling faces of the people we reach out to.

Enough of this mawkishness - let's all discuss which anime companies deserve to live and die!

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The question last week you concerning Eureka Seven). These shows had huge followings since they were able to be on television and some were shown in their entirety multiple times. The thing is that nobody actually ed Bandai by buying these titles on DVD, which can still be bought for under 50 dollars a piece. My only regret was that I didn't buy more of their titles myself. It most likely wouldn't have done anything but at least I would feel better. I'm sure I wasn't the only person to buy the shows that I did. This leads to my question. Was there any more that I and the other people that bought the shows that Bandai released could have done to keep them in business? Did fansubs have a lot to do with why Bandai's anime division went under here in the West? I just really want to know what else could have been done to prevent the closure of Bandai releasing anime.

Well, there isn't much more I can say about Bandai closing their doors that Gundam manga. (Well, I'm sure they might've been a little.) Namco Bandai is a Japanese conglomerate with a lot of fingers in a lot of pies, and their primary motivation is profit, pure and simple. This is a company that makes hundreds of millions of dollars on Power Rangers toys and video games - if there's a specific limb of the company that's not pulling the same weight, they cut it off.

So, stock up on Bandai's leavings, for they will soon be lost to the aether of time. But don't worry; it wasn't your fault Mommy Bandai Namco and Daddy Bandai Entertainment broke up. There were "irreconcilable differences."

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Responding to a reader concerned about Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei, where Media Blasters had acquired the rights to, announced the first volume to be releases in May of 2010 and then- well, nothing. Over two years and there's been nothing much said about when or even if they still intend to release it. The lack of communication about these sorts of things is what troubles me most about Media Blasters.

Nobody outside of Media Blasters and the licensor for Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei know what's going on with the US rights for that show. But with over two years after the announcement was made, and with ne'er a sign of further information, it's fair to guess that something went horribly wrong. After all, plenty of other Media Blasters titles have been announced and released and even dubbed in that time, even despite a smattering of financial troubles and other bad times at the company.

As for what has transpired exactly, we can only guess. Perhaps Media Blasters missed a payment deadline and so the agreement never went through. Or maybe, sensing that financial hardship was afoot, they sold back the license for some quick cash (which isn't supposed to happen, but does on rare occasion). Or maybe the hold-up is on the Japanese side. Maybe the company that sold them the rights didn't get proper authorization from the Production Committee. Or maybe there's some other issue keeping the title in legal hell.

This is all just guessing. We can't know what's actually transpired. Two years is a long wait with absolutely no communication from the company (even Funimation's long-delayed Geneon re-issues were always addressed with a "we're working on it!"), and honestly there's a stronger possibility that the license has failed at this point than there being a release just around the corner. Until I hear otherwise, I'm mentally shelving the title back in the "Unlicensed" section, and should I hear something different someday, either from Media Blasters or another company, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

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I know Sentai got a lot of weird looks when they got Familiar of Zero 4 (which is one of the weaker seasons) before getting 1-3. and have basically told people if you want seasons 1-3 then buy season 4. And now NIS has announced that they have licensed the anime of Umineko that many fans of the series hate, NIS also releases games like the PS3/PSN port of novels, plus there's also the fate of the much asked for Higurashi anime in question. Is it a good idea to buy something you don't necessarily like that much to get the (most likely) more expensive content that you do want?

It feels like a bait-and-switch to offer up something that fans DON'T want, and then dangle the possibility of a product they WILL want, should people buy the first product, isn't it? This tortured logic is basically marketing spin. It's not a lie, and in fact, if that related second product does do well, it likely will help along a release of the product you wanted all along. But it's not a simple equation.

Let me translate it into actual English for you. What this means is: "we know this isn't what you want. We also know what you, specifically, do want, but it's probably a lot more money and we can't afford it. It seems like a bad investment. If you can prove that this whole franchise is a blow-the-doors-off winner, we can justify blowing the money, but for right now, this is the best we can do."

Would they license it, if that product is so successful? Maybe. But we have no way of knowing, and frankly, neither does the company. It's merely a possibility, and good sales will get their attention and make them consider it, if nothing else. That's all. Not a huge bang for your buck, is it?

Is it your problem that the licensor is asking for too much? Or that the rights are tied up? Or that the audience isn't big enough for the show you want? Or that the publisher isn't gauging audience desires accurately? Not even slightly. As a consumer, your sole job is to buy and the shows you like and want. Expecting your purchase to accomplish anything else is silly -- there are too many other unknowns at work here. Buying a show you don't want because there MIGHT be a CHANCE that someone down the road might get another show you DO want is not sound logic, and also not a good investment.

But if you were on the fence about getting that fourth season of Familiar of Zero, maybe that slight possibility will nudge you into clicking "add to cart." Hey, you can't fault 'em for trying to make a sale.

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Last week, ensconced by summer's sweltering heat death, I wanted to hit you up for hints and experiences in marathon-running, in true Olympic fashion:

First up is Some Dude Named Evan, who made it in just under the wire:

I absolutely love marathoning anime. Though I find I am doing it less as what little free time I have is swallowed by various commitments, whenever the opportunity presents itself, I find there are few things more amusing than watching an entire series in one sitting. These days I tend to stick to shows that I have already marathoned, as I know that I will enjoy it. However, I have noticed a few patterns in the shows which I enjoy blowing through all at once.

For one thing, I find that shows which require heavy analysis to truly enjoy are not the best to marathon. Anime dense with symbolism and/or particularly complex ideas require a strong investment of thought. As a result, I find that I tend to miss out on big stretches of content because I'm too busy turning something over which happened fifteen minutes earlier. This makes for an experience which, while certainly interesting, is also extremely draining and frustrating. For example, I once attempted to marathon Revolutionary Girl Utena. In general, I prefer to marathon anime which are driven largely by one particular element, such as imagery, characters, or plot, because, if given the proper amount of attention and commitment, experiencing everything a good show has to offer all at once can be incredibly satisfying, and bring greater appreciation of its strengths. For example, one of my favorite anime to marathon is Escaflowne, the greatest strength of which is probably its plotting. Watching the entire thing in one sitting is quite exhilarating.

Furthermore, I really enjoy marathoning anime which go for raw emotional manipulation. As such, I love to marathon the Kanon, a particular favorite of mine, as I feel that it achieves a good balance between character work, plotting, imagery, and emotional manipulation so that I can appreciate them all without any one particular element overpowering the others, and all of which just get better with rum.

Finally, I should note that, most of the time, I think that it's a really crappy idea to marathon a show which you have never seen before. Back in my early days as an anime nerd, when I was a jobless teenager with nothing to do over large stretches of the summer, I would occasionally decide to marathon an anime which I had never seen before, simply so I could comment on it. I did this with Cowboy Bebop, and wound up, while not outright disliking the show, thinking that it was just so-so. It wasn't until I watched it in batches about a year later that I found myself really enjoying and appreciating it. There are of course, exceptions. In fact, I would say that the most rewarding marathons are of anime which you have never seen before, which you did not intend to watch in one sitting, but which you do anyway, downing episodes like heroin-laced chips. This has only happened to me once, when I decided to give Haibane Renmei a go, and around five hours later, found myself sobbing through the last episode. That is still the best anime marathon I have ever had.

Steve makes a Ghost in the Shell pun SO BAD it has put me in a Tachi-coma:

When I consider a show for a marathon, I basically have to consider what type of show it is. Episodic shows don't necessarily lend themselves well to marathoning. While I can watch Ghost in the Shell all day long, I don't feel the need to do that since there are so many “stand alone” shows, pun intended. I feel fine taking Cowboy Bebop, Fumoffu) don't gain much from a marathon and are often more enjoyable in bite sized bits.

Some shows I've tried to marathon became exhaustingly slow or unevenly paced (Excel Saga). And while I still like (and even love) some of those shows, they simply failed me as material for a marathon. (Although you can seriously zip through some Bleach when you fast forward half the episode because of recaps, theme songs, previews, etc.)

Long shows can also be problematic. A couple of months ago, I talked our anime group into doing a full Saturday marathon of Space Cruiser Yamato, I think shows that are 22-30 episodes are sometimes too much of a time investment and should maybe be broken up into a couple of days. (I've marathoned many of these shows and they are perfect weekend shows.)

Therefore, I've had more fun with some of the shorter shows like Initial D (pick any season).

But not everything can be as visually stunning and excellently entertaining as Giant Robo, or as 90's crazy insane as Bubblegum Crisis, or as “Serial Experiments Lain. It's my estimation that some of these shows can ONLY be appreciated when watched back-to-back in a marathon. Too much is lost when you wait a week to see what happens next.

So those would be my picks. For extra kicks, however, consider watching several works from a specific director, like Mamoru Oshii if . . . well, never mind. Don't do that.

Oh, Kyle, the Yū Yū Hakusho marathons I have had... if only you knew the wonders I had experienced:

Starting with the positives of a marathon, its great when you want to watch a lot right away. I actually did stay in this last weekend (partially due to heat, partially due to food poisoning) and watched episode after episode of Rosario + Vampire and many other short anime. I get to watch a bunch right away. And even come back and revisit them if I like them.

And then there's the negative of marathons. Its very easy during a marathon to get tired of a show quickly that way as well. If an anime just doesn't grab me, I'll tend to switch to something else to watch. I guess it gets tough where you jump right in the middle without really knowing what's going on. I may just be a bit OCD in regards to this matter. But I always find it hard to jump into a series mid-way. I always want to start from the beginning.

However, I guess you could always watch an anime marathon that takes place in a cold atmosphere to escape the heat too! :)

Candy picks one of ADV's forgotten jewels:

One of my favorite series that I always end up marathoning is Kalideo Star. I own the original ADV complete thin pack releases that have seen a lot of use. It's such a sweet feel good anime that I usually have a bright smile upon my face (and am usually crying) by the end of nearly every episode no matter how many times I've seen the series. The same can be said for NIS America, already have the first set preordered). I fell in love with that series and Nyanko-sensei (he's just so fat and ugly he's adorable). Even when the episode of Natsume is a sad one I still find myself at peace at the end of it. I can spend a good afternoon watching those two series and they leave me with a peaceful happy outlook on life.

What I cannot marathon even though I do own it is Hell Girl. It's a wonderful series to me and I do enjoy watching it but I cannot watch more then an episode at a time or it just depresses me. The storyline isn't all that happy and by the end of the first season a few people are taken to hell by Hell Girl that we are shown don't honestly deserve it. It plays on the darker side of the human emotions that I have a hard time marathoning. That would be the last thing on my collection I'd pop in to marathon.

I'll raise Matthew and state that character-driven series are usually the only good shows to watch PERIOD (or in this case, COLON):

For me, the best anime to marathon are really character driven series. There are many, many shows that are great when watched one or two episodes at a time, but become irritating when viewed as a marathon because the same type of thing happens every episode. I enjoy watching comedic harem shows, for example, but find it a real struggle to watch a full season (or even half a season) in one go. The characters are mostly empty stereotypes, and the same general plot happens in each one. Even as a fan of the genre, I can well it that something like B Gata H Kei are perfect for marathoning precisely because the characters are so interesting; you always want to see what they will do next.

Nice try Nelson, but we all know that the second I get up to put on my swimsuit is when Planet Namek explodes:

Watching sitcom type anime, where one episode doesn't necessarily depend on the previous one to make sense, allows for viewers on a summer anime binge to take breaks whenever the weather's decent and they want to go outside. My brother introduced me to Shin-chan a while ago, and ever since, we've watched several episodes every night before going to sleep. I still haven't seen the first few episodes, but the show is still funny as all hell. In addition, if I need to stop watching the show to hang out with a few pals, I'm not interrupting a riveting narrative or anything.

As far as the worst shows to do summer marathons with, I guess I'd have to say DBZ, Bleach, or most of the famous shonen shows for that matter. On average the pacing for such shows is absurdly slow, and if your friends wants to interrupt your marathon so you can go to the beach or watch a movie or whatever, you'll probably hold everyone up by waiting for that epic battle that never seems to come fast enough (or a battle that takes too long to finish).

Robin has identified .hack//SIGN syndrome, where five episodes seemingly lasts a solid two months:

What anime do I think is awesome (and awful) in marathon form? Well, it's all going to depend on who's watching the marathon, of course, but for awesome marathons, I'd pick Slayers to start. It's a lighthearted, upbeat series whose plot isn't terribly convoluted. It's also my childhood favourite and NEXT in particular holds a lot of nostalgia for me.

I'd also pick Utawarerumono to be terribly dull to marathon, as well, because it's also dialogue-driven and despite the OP filled with battle, incredibly calm.

And lastly we have Ben, who reminds us not to have heatstroke. Wise words.

Shows to marathon? Well, I have a few suggestions. Gurren Lagann is always fun to marathon as the series goes to high and higher extremes, but I also found Project Blue Earth S.O.S. fun to marathon as well, as it is in the style of a 1950's adventure serial. You kind of have to marathon NO-E-IN since it doesn't make much sense otherwise. Now, shows not to marathon. Well, I found Azumanga Daioh really hard to marathon, mostly because as a silly gag series, there isn't really any reason to watch the whole thing in one go. I also found Magic Knight Rayearth hard to marathon (over a weekend of course) but that may have been since I read the manga first, and the anime added a lot of extra stuff (it was done well, but it still felt padded to me.)

Hope everyone's having a nice summer and no one is getting heatstroke!

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