Pile of Shame

Dark Warrior (Makyu Senjo)

It's pretty rare that an anime gets released in both the US and the UK, and with English dubs no less, and yet hardly anyone even re the show exists. Dark Warrior (AKA Makyu Senjo) is one of those, seemingly having made zero impact on fans upon its release.

The hackneyed story is pretty much straight out of an old pulp novel. Joe Takagami is a gifted computer programmer for the Rockford Corporation, working in Silicon Valley. There's talk of him being in line to receive a Nobel Prize (the writers clearly having done no research on the Nobel Committee or how those things are announced, of course). But soon, things start unravelling in strange directions. His girlfriend doesn't recognize him (and claims to be someone else). When he goes back to his computer and starts looking things up, including data on himself, that's when things really go off-kilter. His best friend Lloyd kidnaps him at gunpoint, and when Joe escapes and goes to the police for help, the officers are ripped apart by bionic hit-men.

After giving chase, Joe returns to what he thinks is his hometown, but is forced to it that he doesn't really his childhood. Lloyd informs him that he's actually a year-old clone, and when he awakens, he'll become a human weapon of mass destruction. Joe doesn't want to be a weapon, but once he transforms into a big muscle-bound he-man, he may not have much of a choice.

Dark Warrior was produced by Daiei Studios, which was one of the old major movie studios in Japan, but by the early 90s had been reduced to releasing live action softcore porn and Masahisa Ishida did some episode direction for a handful of TV series in that era, but this seems to be his sole directorial credit.

There is little here to indicate the OAV's hentai pedigree (save one bizarre, clothed rape scene). But gore is everywhere, and it's the sort that both features sadistic glee (lots of people being disemboweled while conscious and screaming), and cringe-inducing use of said gore. (Joe literally punches his fist INTO a character's skull, and that character gives a touching soliloquy with Joe's hand still stuck in his face.) More than anything, the show is just sloppy and sleazy. Highly kinetic fight scenes rely on single frames of animation, puppeteered across the background. Characters constantly stray off model, clothing disappears and reappears, and whole cuts just look deformed and stupid. It's every bit as janky looking as a cheaply made hentai OAV from the early 90s, and that's saying a lot.

Brett Weaver as the mostly mild-mannered Joe. Given how few people it today, I'm guessing it sold pretty poorly. ADV never put out a DVD of it.

Meanwhile, Sword for Truth. (One memorable low point: releasing a compilation tape of nothing but fight scenes from its various anime -- which is something no Japanese licensor would ever approve of even in the 90s.) I don't think any anime from this era sold particularly well for them, and their dub of the series is pretty poor. it never made the jump to DVD in the UK either.

There is nothing good, or noteworthy, about Dark Warrior. It's a cheap, pulpy relic with bad writing, worse animation, and not one but two terrible dubs to its credit. Sometimes bad anime gets forgotten because it's genuinely bad; because few people even have the ability to watch it and extract anything close to pleasure from its consumption. This is one of those times.

Daiei Studios was bought out by Kadokawa Pictures. Nearly everyone involved with this OAV is no longer a significant part of the anime business. Failure can be a good thing for the world at large.