The List
Anime's 8 Deadliest Children
by Lynzee Loveridge,

You didn't think we'd go very long without having a new List column, did you? Let's get the creative blood flowing! I present to you a spoiler-heavy list of anime's most dangerous children. I hope you brought a mop.
8. Reisuke Hōjō/The Fifth (Future Diary)
Reisuke was dealt a pretty poor hand in life at a young age, so it comes as no surprise when he's offered a chance to become a god he does the best he can to kill his opponents. He attacks Yukiteru and Yuno hoping to kill them via lethal injection. His third person narration while talking to his hand puppets also puts him on the radar for ‘holy-crap-get-this-child-away-from-me’. Despite this, Reisuke never succeeds in killing anyone, and his demise is a particularly uncomfortable moment in the series' many deaths. 7. Hibana Daida (Dean Wonderland)
You have to give Hibana credit; the girl certainly has a strong sense of justice. Unfortunately, it's hopelessly twisted, making her a frightful Undertaker at seven-years-old. Killing off her classmates in kindergarten was just the starting point for Hibana, earning her the much deserved nickname, “Punishment”. She wields a sort of sword-whip weapon, allowing her to torture inmates with dexterity and speed. Despite her impressive weapons and training, Hibana is dispatched rather easily by Toto.
6. Wen (Boogiepop Phantom)
Poom Poom and Manaka take up one slot on this list for their deadly symbiotic relationship. Manaka is a reincarnated spirit and Poom Poom is a phantom she created to lure children and townsfolk into a park. Part Violinist of Hameln and part Pennywise, Poom Poom hands out red balloons to steal souls turning his victim into eerie balloon children. Neither character directly kill anyone, but stealing someone's hopes and dreams is devastating enough to cause their victims to commit suicide.
4. Mariko Kurama/#35 (Elfen Lied)
If you want to see a horrifying mix of childhood playfulness and deadly intent, look no further than 5-year-old Diclonius, Mariko. Raised in a torturous testing chamber with little to no with the outside world, Mariko has no qualms murdering the only woman she knew as a parental figure. She wields some of the more powerful vectors, a total of 26 in the anime series, each with a longer-than-average range.
3. Selim Bradley/Pride (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
Selim has all the appearances of a well-mannered, adopted Prince. He's cute and wears an adorable little suit. Unfortunately for the heroes of Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon)
Hotaru Tomoe, the arguable source of the term ‘Bokurano Cast
Psychology and death are common themes in Mohiro Kitoh's work but none contain the sheer amounts of destruction and death as Bokurano. The kids piloting Zearth aren't merely fighting space invaders looking to destroy the planet, the stakes are far beyond that. With whole dimensions on the line, the cast of Bokurano wipe out no less than 14 alternate dimensions and every single inhabitant therein. The battles themselves are ritualistic, a scenario set to repeat itself over and over and wiping out billions of people in the process.

The new poll: All that death and destruction wear you guys out at all? How about we break the somber mood with something a little more lighthearted? Anime has plenty of teachers that I wish were teaching my courses through school. So tell me readers: what anime teacher would you like to run your homeroom? Any you would transfer out of in a heartbeat? Vote here and sound off in the forums!
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